HYPERBOREA / Handy Getting Married!

**Posted by Chainsaw** 11/19/2015 5:38 pm

Handy Haversack wrote:
I have to get married on Monday, so time's acting a little weird right now.

Awesome man! Congrats!

Remember: happy wife, happy life.

**Posted by Scalydemon** 11/19/2015 5:49 pm

Ah yes, honey do lists, sex once a month, joint tax filings, complaints about drinking too much, complaints about grooming habits. Complaints about boxes of games continually showing up in the mail. Oh wait that's my marriage. Yours could be much better

Congrats man!

**Posted by Handy Haversack** 11/19/2015 6:19 pm

Thanks, guys. It's not quite as big a deal as it seems. Ms. Haversack and I have been together sixteen years. We're already pretty good at it. But work is changing (getting rid of because it's still 1979 in Upper Manhattan, apparently) its domestic-partner benefits so she's going to need this for health insurance. It's a good excuse for a party, though! And NYC's City Hall is a cool place for weddings. I've been to three there.

For the record, she stays *Ms.* Haversack and our anniversary stays June 5. And I will still call her my partner.

For the other record, if anyone wants to get to NYC Monday night, you're invited to the party!

Last edited by Handy Haversack (11/19/2015 6:20 pm)

Things I Worked On · **Posted by Ynas Midgard** 11/19/2015 6:33 pm

Still, congratulations

**Posted by Handy Haversack** 11/19/2015 7:01 pm

Thanks!

It's true: I found the treasure and got her back to town!

**Posted by rhialto** 11/20/2015 5:45 am

Congratulations indeed!

**Posted by Ghul** 11/20/2015 7:47 am

Congrats to the 'Sacks! ;)

**Posted by Mortificateur** 11/21/2015 2:02 am

I'm only 6 hours away, but monday we play AS&SH so sorry i'll have to call off haha. Congrats mister and may the force be with your family!

**Posted by grodog** 11/21/2015 11:37 am

Congrats to you and Ms. Handy, Mike!

As it turns out, I may-well be on the east coast for job interviews on Monday, but I'm not likely to be in NYC, alas.

**Posted by Blackadder23** 11/21/2015 8:50 pm

Mazel tov and Od's blood! Someone's making an honest man of Handy H.

I've been married for 22 years myself. Without getting into the TMI zone, let's just say it needn't go down quite the way Scaly describes.

Last edited by Blackadder23 (11/21/2015 8:50 pm)

**Posted by ThornPlutonius** 11/22/2015 12:36 am

Congratulations!

**Posted by Handy Haversack** 11/22/2015 11:35 am

Thanks, guys!

Grodog, if you ever find yourself in our Appalachian Metropole, you better get in touch! It would be our pleasure to buy you a seriously overpriced beer!

We decided to prepare for tomorrow with hangovers and AS&SH. Do any of you know a better way?!

**Posted by lige** 11/22/2015 11:50 am

Congrats to you and Ms. Haversack! A wedding is the best excuse for a party!

**Posted by joseph** 11/26/2015 11:39 am

Congratulations to you and the Misses! Sorry for being late to the party, I haven't been on too much lately. Here's to a great marriage, brother!