I'm a sucker for Japanese girl groups:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlpQZ2Ln-Xs
And this fits our theme, though it's not as hard as a lot of the stuff they're putting out over there.
"Could you fancy me as a pirate bold? Or a longship Viking warrior with the old gods on his side? Well, I'm an inshore man and I'm nobody's hero. But I'll make you tight for a windy night and a dark ride."--Jethro Tull