HYPERBOREA / Holy Idiot of Xathoqqua

**Posted by mabon5127** 4/30/2018 5:34 am

Great Npc! Now how will the players handle this guy? Keep us in the loop.

**Posted by Brock Savage** 5/12/2018 6:05 pm

Ember the thief tackled the guy as soon as soon he broke out the tambourine and started singing. The party proceeded to loot the barrow mounds above the dungeon with impressive speed and efficiency, keeping me busy and ensuring I lacked sufficient mental bandwidth to engage in shenanigans. Alas, their haste led to their undoing, as the barbarian inexplicably neglected to heal his wounds before engaging a flock of stirges. He will be missed.

The holy man, who goes by The Sage, is now going to be a regular in my campaign.

**Posted by grodog** 5/12/2018 11:22 pm

Brock Savage wrote:
The holy man, who goes by The Sage, is now going to be a regular in my campaign.

Yay!

re: "The Sage" -- this makes me think that you need to give him a collection of irrelevant, wrong-headed, and bad-logic aphorisms, that he spouts at divinely-inspired moments of ill-timing, preferably in limmerick form, or something equally glib. He should also be pimpled and young, of course, since he's The Sage.

Allan.