I admit I've never heard of self-assigning rolls, and your first three bullets capture the way I play. So, IMHO, you'd be better off establishing that as the Rules of Play, and not allow self-assigning rolls. 

In game where listen rolls, detect rolls are required, the people playing in the games I was part of agreed that it best if GM does those rolls. A little more work for GM though, but it better that way!

I only played in one game,"Hackmaster," where GM rolled  every dice, was unusual, but it not bother me to much, but I would prefer to roll my own combat dice for good or bad!

The immature player does try to ruin a game by making their action seem only to work for them if they succeed and maybe they think it is fun to spoil others fun by aggravating them for their own personal amusement. As a GM I would tell them to show more consideration to others, but it also would/has ruined my fun as I get angry; and I was at the game to enjoy myself also, but if things go really bad, GM (and I pardon myself for those few times) forgets any moderation and kills offender's character and any poor bystanders that might get in the way! Hmm, I sure there is a happy balance, but I not found that yet.

The main problem is your not GMing a game to psychoanalyse other players and it very difficult find the right cure to problem, when you never were looking for a problem in the first place. So, I sympathies with you if it happens and would suggest explaining yourself to these people in a quiet place and hopefully give them time to mature (though this might take years), but it better than, well it better that, in fact I not know what it better than.

Better that strangling them to death.
Getting 15 years in jail...
Loosing control of your angelic form and turning in to a beast as part of nature!!!
Etc. etc.

I tell my players not to roll without a roll being called for.  It hasn't been an issue in a while.  In the past, when I had a player preemptively roll, I've ignored the roll and asked the rest of the group what they're doing while Sir-Jumps-the-Gun was screwing around.  Losing their action for the round seems to be a good lesson.

There are instances in which I don't mind a preemptive roll, but generally, I will ask they wait the next time for <insert reason here>. If they do it again, then I make them re-roll.
Never had to go past that 2nd time at either a con or in a home game. 

I love letting players roll everything - sometimes I even ask for dice rolls (usually without explanation) for random encounters etc.  makes my job easier.  Check for Traps is one that I don’t allow because there’s no way for a character to know what a failure means unless they trigger a trap, same with secret doors, stealth type rolls and the Augury spell.  I think in the first case I’d just say “that’s great but I’ll roll that one.”