Re: If you would have told me...
I hear you, gizmo! I'm not running two campaigns at the moment, but I'm still way deeper in this hobby than I would have expected five years ago after my first NTRPG Con and Gary Cons. Time flies!
Blackadder23: Insanely long villain soliloquy, then "Your action?"
BORGO'S PLAYER: I shoot him in the face